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BRB, chillin’ in the spa bath. Come on in, the water’s WET.

Posted 5 days ago by spacethievery
”I don’t have all niiiiight, this fur won’t rub itself!

Phat Bear, on waiting for a response.

Posted 2 weeks ago by spacethievery

Tags: phat bear,
”Sasha, I was thinking of buying you some jewellery for Christmas! Do you like pearls?!?!

Phat Bear, on giving Sasha a necklace for Christmas

Posted 5 months ago by spacethievery

Tags: phat bear, pearl necklace, if you know what I mean!,
”Which came first, the egg or the chicken?!! I didn’t know eggs could do that, if you know what I mean!

Phat Bear, ruining everything with sexual innuendo since 1969

Posted 5 months ago by spacethievery
”You have me on the brain! And you know what they say about where a man’s brain is!

PB

Posted 6 months ago by spacethievery
”I’m on fire tonight. If my hands weren’t tied together, I would spank myself!

Phat Bear

Posted 6 months ago by spacethievery
Posted 8 months ago by spacethievery

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Posted 1 year ago by spacethievery

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Tags: phat bear, kevin stevens, children, spotty_zebra1012@hotmail.com,
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Reblogged 1 year ago from meme-spot by spacethievery

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